The Moral Authority of Accusers: 1. The Fall of Human Rights Watch 2. The J Street Circle Jerk

Ours is an age when the moral authority of accusers is at its height. Also the moral authority of accusations. There was a time when accusations had to be proven. That requirement has long since passed. After all, why would anyone bear false witness? So everybody is a witness, especially those with phantasmagoric tales to tell, especially those who yearn to testify against liberal societies which have established and proven processes to alert their own demos about evil. There are many of these foul witnesses: some ideologues, some ideological liars, some resentful, some haters. Like haters of Jews, of which in the arrested world of Islam there are more and more. As there are more and more among philo-Islamists, a cultural sickness in the West not yet fully gauged.

1. The Fall of Human Rights Watch

Robert L. Bernstein is of the best of American liberalism, of the best of American intellectual liberalism. He was chairman for a full quarter century of Random House, a distinguished New York publishing house. He was also the founder of Human Rights Watch. That was roughly 30 years ago, and he was the working chairman for two decades. Subsequently, he was the organization's chairman emeritus, watching--I would guess--with horror as the institution he established lost track of the defining distinctions between democratic societies and tyrannies.

Human Rights Watch was a light for those actually or spiritually imprisoned in the many real-life gulags spread throughout the world. But human rights are violated in both closed and open societies, and HRW didn't ignore the abuses of milder despotisms or, for that matter, of vaguely progressive commonwealths. There are such.

Still, there is, Bernstein writes, the "important distinction between open and closed societies," nowhere more evident than in the Middle East, which has been the central locus of the work of Human Rights Watch. And, within that focus, Israel is the polity it seeks to penetrate, expose and defame. It has been doing that for years. I am no naif. Israel is far from perfect, and the Israel Defense Forces are far from perfect. But I know many soldiers in the IDF, and when they and their comrades go to battle they try to present themselves with "purity of arms." Frankly, I don't believe a single Arab soldier would recognize the concept, and certainly not the fanatic warriors of Islamic Jihad, Hamas or Hezbollah.

Bernstein is very light on the rhetoric and very strong on the reasoning. But let me make the point: there is some meaning to the fact that not a single Muslim community in the orbit of conflict has a modern conception of human rights, their protestations against Israel to the contrary. Bernstein, however, does quote Col. Richard Kemp, the former commander of British forces in Afghanistan, saying that the I.D.F. in Gaza "did more to safeguard the rights of civilians in a combat zone than any other army in the history of warfare."

I don't care a fig about what Mr. Kenneth Roth, the, yes, "Jewish," Human Rights Watch chief apparatchik, says about this. And, frankly, I don't care a fig either what Judge Goldstone--yes, also Jewish--says about this since he consented to sit on a juridical panel with a South African lady who had judged Israel guilty before she had heard or read a word of testimony, testimony that is intrinsically suspect.

Human Rights Watch has turned out to be the prosecutor and aspirant-hangman of free societies, basically indifferent to the fate of democracy and liberal ideals. A good idea when it was born, an important idea. No one will miss it save the enemies of truth.

2. The J Street Circle Jerk

I have kept away from J Street. I don't like cranks, and I especially don't like cranks who exaggerate their own importance. (Cranks who grasp their own insignificance are kind of sweet and honest. J Street is neither.) Still, J Street with its fakery gives the world a bad name, and especially the Jewish world.

Its latest trick was to paste together a list of congressmen and senators who would be "hosts" at the first Washington confab of the organization. Maybe J Street doesn't understand that these men and women routinely sign on as "sponsors" of legislation for which they have no intention of voting. I'd be flabbergasted if more than two handfuls will show up, even counting two of the three Arab members of the House and the most ideologically left from the Black Caucus.

I am, however, especially disappointed that my now senior senator (and my friend after an honest and touching patch-up, at least touching to me) is an invited keynote speaker. If he does what he says he will do, which is to speak the tough truth, J Street will rue his invite. Of course, the great hope of the J Streeters is James Jones, who is to give the main oration. If he satisfies J Street, which I hardly believe he can given the existential similarities between administration policy and realistic Zionists, Obama and company will be in deep trouble, especially coming on the heels of all his palpable foreign policy failures experienced in recent weeks.

Of the so-called Jewish dignitaries, I'm afraid, I hardly recognized one. I was told I was wrong when I tried to identify two. There is no one on the lists from Hollywood, another deadly sign that J Street is a pariah, no, not important enough to be a pariah. Believe me: there are plenty of Israeli intellectuals who cleave to something like (though not quite) J Street politics. Not a one will be in Washington. One Israeli, who actually now works for J Street, had a reputation for being a security risk a long time ago. Who knows?

J Street is a circle jerk. A bit tawdry, a bit showy. The exhibitionism started with the New York Times Magazine's own James Traub, who cast a bit of respectability over J Street by trashing J Street's designated enemy, AIPAC, no one from whose entourage he ever asked a question, not a single one. And it isn't as if Traub knows much about the Jewish people or Jewish communal politics or, for that matter, the State of the Jews. On these issues, he is an am oretz. This means a "man of the earth." Not a peasant with its dignities, mind you. But a grubber yung, a coarse young man.   

Traub, like J Street and Human Rights Watch, have chosen their friends. They are not civilized.

PS:  Oops!  John Kerry has dropped out of the line-up, too.  Calendar conflict, his office reports.  And my dog ate my homework.  There will be many other drop-outs once more of the guests realize who are their hosts.

COMMENTS (108)

10/21/2009 - 10:31am EDT |

I had hopes for a pro-Israel and Jewish organization that could be something other than a wing of the George W. Bush version of the Republican Party and Yitzhak Shamir's Likud. What I did not hope for was a collective of Jews ashamed of themselves and their brothers and sisters who have the nerve to defend themselves. J Street is not all bad— it is raising money for Steve Cohen's campaign to stay in Congress in the face of a racist opponent. But, casually scrolling and linking through the "issues" section of its website reveals, for example, it counsels "patience" with Iran (meaning don't impose sanctions yet from a country that J Street seems to think secretly reveres dialog and frank ... view full comment

10/21/2009 - 1:53pm EDT |

According to the estimable Lenny Ben-David (dare I sound like MP?) a fellow Efratian with whom I am rather friendly (we sometimes have interesting political discussions after synagogue on Shabbat) a number of certified Israeli lefties who at first were attracted to a lefty organization purporting to be pro-Israel, have pulled back from the J Street Jokers upon learning of their extreme left-wing positions advocated, particularly as it relates to Iran (see Item 3, here: http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/showdown-on-j-street/). Even far-left Meretz advocates imposing s ... view full comment

10/21/2009 - 2:57pm EDT |

In general:

There are literally thousands of creeds out there [moral, political, religious] all claiming that THEIR Moral Authority is THE moral authority.

They can't all be right, can they? And yet every single one of them insist they are.

This is so clearly a manifestation of human psychology [the need to ground the "self" ontologically and teleologically] it takes only a relatively short period of time to think it through and discover the subjunctive nature of the True Believer.

And so consequently, almost no one does. It's just too unsettling to discover how problematic a sense of reality can be.

But for the more intellectually adventuresome I'll be more than happy to recapitulate it here:

1 ... view full comment

10/21/2009 - 3:38pm EDT |

mp:

There was a time when accusations had to be proven.

george:

How exactly do you go about "proving" or "disproving" the existence of war crimes if you refuse to abandon your own all consuming moral and political prejudices?

Marty pontificates here as though he were a physicist debating, say, the killing power of the weapons used in the conflict---as a manifestation of the laws of nature, perhaps?

He pretends he is the chemist dissecting the slaughter of children "objectively" while all those who criticize the extent of Israel's invasion are merely alchemists plucking "facts" out of thin air.

Instead he is just one more emotional coil in The Spine flailing out at all who refuse him his moral fa ... view full comment

10/21/2009 - 4:17pm EDT |

ginzy:

A chronic problem both of HRW, Goldstone & the rest is that they accept whatever they Palestinians say as Divine Revelation, not to be questioned

george:

From a report at HRW today:

Hamas: Investigate Attacks on Israeli Civilians

Gaza Authorities Should Carry Out Goldstone Recommendations

October 20, 2009

Related Materials:

Letter to Prime Minister Haniya

Hamas, just like Israel, needs to make clear to its forces that unlawful attacks on civilians will not be ignored. Acting on Goldstone's call for investigations would be a crucial step toward justice for all the civilian victims of the war.

Sarah Leah Whitson, Middle East and North Africa director at Human Rights Watch

(Jerusalem) - Ha ... view full comment

10/21/2009 - 5:51pm EDT |

george offers an astounding insight: "But one thing it does not change is that Israel had many, many, many times over the military capacity to inflict horrendous damage on Palestinian civilians than Hamas had on Israeli civilians. "

Indeed.

"Even the Palestinian Center for Human Rights only puts the total number of fatal casualties at 1,284. Pretty bad going when we note that the population of Gaza is 1.5 million. Think of how much better those dumb Jews ought to have been able to do when one considers the time and means to do some serious killing that they had at their disposal.

Perhaps simple-minded goyim such as myself strain to appreciate the subtlety of the maneuverings of the Zionists. T ... view full comment

10/21/2009 - 6:22pm EDT |

george does his homework:

"About what one would expect from such an organization. And not an indication of witch hunters hell bent on unfairly ganging up on Israel.

The only report involving Israel is one that demands that HAMAS investigate war crimes committed against Israel. "

_________

"So what does HRW do? It tries to prove its even-handedness. It has announced that, in its opinion, Hamas — the universally reviled terror organization that has never found an anti-civilian tactic too crude to embrace, the jihadist group that made suicide bombing a form of martyrdom, that lobbed thousands of rockets at Israeli civilian centers and brought on the entire 2009 military operation in Gaza — tha ... view full comment

10/21/2009 - 10:46pm EDT |

"A moral atrocityJudge Goldstone has been suckered into letting war criminals use his name to pillory Israel"

Harold Evans The Guardian, Tuesday 20 October 2009

"Aren't the British sickened by the moral confusions of their government? First, we have the weasel words to justify the unjustifiable release of the Lockerbie bomber. Now we have the sickening spectacle of Britain failing to stand by Israel, the only democracy with an independent judiciary in the entire region.

It was to be expected that the usual suspects of the risible UN human rights council would be eager to condemn Israel for war crimes in defending itself against Hamas. If you treat people as the Chinese do the Tibetans or Uighu ... view full comment

10/22/2009 - 12:20am EDT |

Somewhere on another thread I posted the key paragraph of the Goldstone report on Hamas's rocket campaign against southern Israel. It's somewhat stronger in its language than people have implied. Nevertheless, whether or not Hamas investigates anything, or can indeed "investigate" anything, or whether Goldstone's report is relentlessly biased against Israel or not, one thing is clear: the Hamas rocket campaign is not a mysterious incident that needs a probing investigation to clear up. It's a policy that someone, somewhere, is in charge of. And thus Hamas could simply stop firing rockets onto Israeli territory. Normally firing missiles into someone else's territory is an act o ... view full comment

10/22/2009 - 1:52am EDT |

noga:

Hamas has, of course, promised it will do so right away, and we’re all very glad to hear it.

george:

Few will argue that Hamas sets a moral benchmark here that Israel should strive to equal. They deliberately fired rockets into a populated civilian area in order to kill innocent men, women and children. That's a war crime. Whether they acknowledge it or not doesn't change this. But it also reflects how woefully weak and ineffectual their "military" forces are vis a vis Israel. They do these things precisely because they are humilated over and again by this vastly superior armed opponent and they lash out against anything they can to garner some sense that they can inflict pain too.

It's ... view full comment

10/22/2009 - 6:53am EDT |

george's moral compass:

"They deliberately fired rockets into a populated civilian area in order to kill innocent men, women and children... precisely because they are humilated over and again by this vastly superior armed opponent"

10/22/2009 - 11:28am EDT |

I'm a simple guy, one of the slower fellas and not a fancy, subtle thinker

But what if the Hamasians and the Fatahs said, "Look you live here and we'll live here. Let's cooperate. Help us build our economies. Maybe you could tell us a thing or two about democratic institutions, separating church and mosque and the rule of law"? What if they said, "We recognize the legitimacy of Israel as a Jewish state, we renouce terrorism, we will negotiate out the right of return in deciding where the lines of here and here run. We will give up victimhood and turn our energy to what's materially and economically best for us?

Wouldn't that be a good thing? Wouldn't that solve necessarily the problem of th ... view full comment

10/22/2009 - 12:09pm EDT |

Of course there is this:

"...I think Irving himself was a realist and cautious on these matters, in the style of Walter Lippmann, whom he admired. We did not often speak of foreign affairs, but I recall a discussion about Israel, in the days when I was active in a dovish group that argued in favor of giving up the territories for peace. Irving was skeptical about Arab hostility: It would never be reduced. But that means war forever, I said. And Irving responded, Yup, it’s war forever...."

10/22/2009 - 12:53pm EDT |

The criticism of Human Rights Watch by its former founder has so discombobulated our resident loony George Walton that he came up with four at bottom incoherent messages on this topic.

Noga’s unfortunate reply gave him an excuse for posting one of the messages.

Loony and bigoted Walty is merely repeating what other antisemites on the web say about this topic. He knows next to nothing about its history and it is hard to believe that a confirmed hater of religion would side with one of the most fanatical religious Muslims States if it weren’t for his dyed in the wool antisemitism.

Walty has stated elsewhere by way of excusing antisemitism that he doesn’t believe that Jews are a people and ... view full comment

10/22/2009 - 3:11pm EDT |

"Noga’s unfortunate reply"??

10/22/2009 - 4:29pm EDT |

It was unfortunate, Noga, because you gave him an excuse to post again and not because there was anything wrong with what you said.

10/22/2009 - 4:57pm EDT |

Well, I did think those two pieces I linked to were very relevant and their arguments well-made and persuasive and george provided just the right opening for posting them.
A moral illiteratus of george's ilk can serve a useful purpose, from time to time.

10/22/2009 - 4:59pm EDT |

[via Andrew Sullivan]

The Economist's Democracy in America blog rips the guts out of Bernstein's "argument:"

Mr Bernstein has little concrete to say about allegations, substantiated by the UN's Goldstone commission, by the Israeli human-rights organisation B'Tselem, and by HRW, that the IDF committed war crimes in Gaza. He writes that it is hard for human-rights organisations to "know" whether crimes took place because they rely on testimony from possibly self-interested witnesses. This is a very strange thing for someone who once founded a human-rights organisation to say, th ... view full comment

10/22/2009 - 5:08pm EDT |

"But what if the Hamasians and the Fatahs said, "Look you live here and we'll live here. Let's cooperate. Help us build our economies.

"Wouldn't that be a good thing?"

george:

Yes, I agree. That would be a good thing. Israel is indeed all the things noted above---if you want to sugarcoat the hypocrisies that infect all nations, democracies or not.

I've never argued the Palestininians would not be better off abandoning both Islamism and dreams of going back to the 6th century.

But that doesn't change how many of them continue to hold a grudge against what they lost as a result of the "birth of Israel".

Again: It would be like outsiders coming into your town and taking over the part your family ... view full comment

10/22/2009 - 5:38pm EDT |

ND: I just watched Col. Kemp on video speaking at the UN and he gave lots of examples of Israeli restraint.

As for Bernstein's NYT op-ed, the replies from HRW itself were intentionally misleading about Bernstein. If you have to lie to make your point, then you don't have much of a point. Furthermore, you fail to mention the their middle-East representatives to Saudi Arabia (a bastion of freedom!) to suck up to their elites at the expense of Israel--essentially by taking the Arab position at this meeting of like minds.

Whether Israel committed war crimes, I'll leave that for Israel to decide. They have an excellent history of self-examination (and their courts have often ruled in favor o ... view full comment

10/22/2009 - 5:47pm EDT |

N&D (Anne&Dan?) Mackenzie show up to bolster george's flagging amour-propre.

"Neither in Mr Kemp's presentation to the UNHRC nor in a longer address he made at the Jerusalem Center for Public Affairs in June did he make any serious effort to substantiate this claim. "

From Kemp's testimony:

"The truth is that the IDF took extraordinary measures to give Gaza civilians notice of targeted areas, dropping over 2 million leaflets, and making over 100,000 phone calls. Many missions that could have taken out Hamas military capability were aborted to prevent civilian casualties. During the conflict, the IDF allowed huge amounts of humanitarian aid into Gaza. To deliver aid virtually into your ... view full comment

10/22/2009 - 6:05pm EDT |

This is the nonsense that Nazi Mackenzie thinks “demolishes” Bernstein’s argument:

“Two crucial statements in this paragraph raise red flags. First, leaders of Human Rights Watch do not "know" that the militancy of Hamas deprives Palestinians of any chance for peaceful and productive lives. No one can credibly claim to know this. If Hamas were to lay down its arms, would Palestinians be able to lead peaceful and productive lives? The evidence of 42 years of Israeli occupation of Palestinian territory suggests that they would not.”

The claim is historically species given that Gaza is not under Israeli occupation and that Hamas has been repressing Gazans opposed to their rule.

Moreover ... view full comment

10/22/2009 - 6:07pm EDT |

Andrew Sullivan has beocme a morally obnoxius hypocrtitical bigtot, btw.

10/22/2009 - 6:14pm EDT |

Here is Jeff Goldberg at the Atlantic on Bernstein's article and the hysterical antisemitic reactions from HRW (which by the way, like the Nazis, doesn't consider Jews fully "human"):

"I read the Bernstein op-ed, and I know his opinions on a range of subjects. I don't recall him ever saying that Israel should be judged by a different human rights standard than the rest of the world. What he has said is that democracies and open societies should be treated differently by Human Rights Watch than dictatorships. It's an argument worthy of debate, but Human Rights Watch will brook no debate, not a good example for societies struggling to be free, by the way. And it's particularly sad that Human R ... view full comment

10/22/2009 - 6:18pm EDT |

molly:

Whether Israel committed war crimes, I'll leave that for Israel to decide.

george:

Perfect. Thanks at least for owning up to it. We let the Defense Department investigate Abu Ghraib to determine if it was or was not official government policy and they swooped down on Charles Graner and Lynndie England like a predator hunting down civilians in Afghanistan.

Smacked them upside the head, tossed them in jail....and then moved on to rendition, torture and black sites.

Well, sort of.

george

10/22/2009 - 6:22pm EDT |

One of the more interesting pieces on Bernstein is here:

http://www.theaugeanstables.com/2009/10/20/hrws-founder-denounces-the-or...

"Robert L. Bernstein, the former president and chief executive of Random House, was the chairman of Human Rights Watch from 1978 to 1998. Here, on the op-ed pages of the NYT he comes out on the side of HRW’s nemesis, NGO Monitor. This is big, very big.

Let’s see how HRW responds. They’ve always dismissed NGO Monitor and their ... view full comment

10/22/2009 - 8:20pm EDT |

George walty to Molly:

“Thanks at least for owning up to it. We let the Defense Department investigate Abu Ghraib to determine if it was or was not official government policy and they swooped down on Charles Graner and Lynndie England like a predator hunting down civilians in Afghanistan.”

All you need if you are Walty is some self serving analogy which has nothing to do with the topic.

And of course Walty knows what was and was not government policy at Abu Ghraib?

In any case, Israel has done a more thorough job investigating itself historically than did the US and Britain or the UN in Rwanda.

10/22/2009 - 10:17pm EDT |

Itzig, I just answered your post on the other thread.

10/22/2009 - 11:49pm EDT |

Speaking of refugees:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/10/22/AR200910...

Europe's future, tangled by its past

"Czech leader refuses to sign E.U. treaty without clause on postwar Sudetenland expulsions"

By Edward Cody

Friday, October 23, 2009

"PARIS -- Europe's latest step toward a more united future, which seemed at hand after long delays, has become bogged down over a forgotten chapter from the continent's bloody past: the expulsion of Germans from Cz ... view full comment

10/23/2009 - 1:36am EDT |

Okay, I admit I am rather uninformed about all the instances in the past whereby Israel invested charges of its own possible involvement in war crimes.

Please list some historical examples of this. What actions were deemed wrong or excessive? What was done to correct them?

george

10/23/2009 - 8:12am EDT |

"Please list some historical examples of this. "

Shouldn't this information have been assimilated into the earwax that passes for your bank of knowledge before you come here to demonize Israel and her supporters?

george is the very model of a modern antisemite.
an insufferable putz.

10/23/2009 - 9:04am EDT |

Noga,

By chance, are you now in the vicinity of the eastern end of the Mediterranean? From the timing of your postings it seems that way. If you are, please give me a call (not on Shabbat). Perhaps we could meet in J'lem and discuss strategy for dealing with ostensibly Curious George.

hg

10/23/2009 - 9:21am EDT |

I wish! How I miss Israeli made Latte! Ever since I came back expensive Starbucks coffee tastes as if it were brewed by Tim Horton's, overburnt and languishing for too long in a thermos.

10/23/2009 - 10:50am EDT |

Loony tunes George:

"Okay, I admit I am rather uninformed about all the instances in the past whereby Israel invested charges of its own possible involvement in war crimes."

As if obsessed Walty was informed about much of anything else dealing with Israel.

10/23/2009 - 4:41pm EDT |

George is a fraudulent coward.

10/23/2009 - 5:41pm EDT |

ginzy:

If you are, please give me a call (not on Shabbat). Perhaps we could meet in J'lem and discuss strategy for dealing with ostensibly Curious George.

george:

Uh, you guys don't moonlight for Mossad, do you?

And in the interim please address my question above about Israeli internal investigations of aberrant behavior on the battlefield. What have they found over the years?

george

10/23/2009 - 6:01pm EDT |

jacko:

George is a fraudulent coward.

gw:

Unbelievable. I come in here virtually the only point of view that is not at one with MartyWorld. Indeed, in The Spine of late it's me against the world for all intents and purposes. And this is all you guys can come up with---the intellectual equivalent of farts?

A challenge:

You must have friends and colleagues better able to "deal" with someone like me. Please, by all means, invite them in. All I ever wanted was a vigourous debate with minds able to weave in and out of the tight spots complex issues like this always precipitate.

You guys are great when all the arguments are inside the box. The box that encompasses the mainstream media approach to "the ... view full comment

10/23/2009 - 6:06pm EDT |

gw: All I ever wanted was a vigourous debate with minds able to weave in and out of the tight spots complex issues like this always precipitate.

That's a lie.

10/23/2009 - 6:43pm EDT |

"That's a lie."

george:

Alas, the sound of passing gas in The Spine.

And to think I once regaled Ire-ony as a possible contender....

Of COURSE it's a lie. But I'm a political cartoon. There is always a kernal of truth down there somewhere.

Unless, of course, you're too pissed off at me to search for it.

Sure, reduce me down to your own indignation. But you'll never stop being the least whackable to me. I respect much of what you say, alas. Until you get to me, of course. Then, as with the others, you really haven't got a clue. And I've been giving you the benefit of the doubt for months now.

I have important, fundamental points to make about what we think we know [and cannot know] about these issue ... view full comment

10/23/2009 - 7:36pm EDT |

Sorry, but you're the one who fell for it: a commitment to minimal mutual respect and agreement (if only implicit) on terms is crucial for almost any kind of communication worth the name.

Thus when I write "government" and you claim I said "the snow is packed hard for skiing," it's hopeless. When you say "vigorous debate" but mean "hey, search for what I mean -- if anything!" it's equally useless. "Work with me" could, by your own declaration, mean "plate of spaghetti bolognese." So it's hopeless.

As I told you around nine/ten months ago now. We've all been and left where you are, george, like when we were 19 or something. That you don't even understand this is the most terrifying thing, ... view full comment

10/23/2009 - 8:22pm EDT |

Irony, the loony autodidact is desperate.

10/23/2009 - 8:26pm EDT |

Speaking of "human rights" watch:

http://www.wiesenthal.com/atf/cf/%7B54d385e6-f1b9-4e9f-8e94-890c3e6dd277...

"TELLER: Hello... this is an emergency!!! I’m calling from the United Nations

Bank. Two terrorists are in the Bank threatening to kill us if we don’t give

them our money. Please send help!

POLICE DISPATCHER: Let me repeat that. Two terrorists, did you say United

Nations Bank on 42nd Street?

TELLER: Yes!

POLICE DISPATCHER: I’ll dispatch two policemen immedi ... view full comment

10/23/2009 - 9:02pm EDT |

"Thus when I write "government" and you claim I said "the snow is packed hard for skiing," it's hopeless. When you say "vigorous debate" but mean "hey, search for what I mean -- if anything!" it's equally useless. "Work with me" could, by your own declaration, mean "plate of spaghetti bolognese." So it's hopeless."

This is a wonderful satirical illustration of what Anne Carson expressed in one of the tangos in her book: "The beauty of the husband":

"What really connects words and things?

Not much, decided my husband

and proceeded to use language

in the way that Homer says the gods do.

All human words are known to the gods but have for them entirely other meanings

alongside o ... view full comment

10/23/2009 - 9:04pm EDT |

And I'm glad we managed to defeat Japan in 1945 by using only the exact number of planes involved in the Pearl Harbor attack.

10/23/2009 - 9:05pm EDT |

irony:

Sorry, but you're the one who fell for it: a commitment to minimal mutual respect and agreement (if only implicit) on terms is crucial for almost any kind of communication worth the name.

george:

Fell for what? Are you making the assumption we are talking about the same things here? Have the same goals? Approach them in the same way?

irony:

Thus when I write "government" and you claim I said "the snow is packed hard for skiing," it's hopeless. When you say "vigorous debate" but mean "hey, search for what I mean -- if anything!" it's equally useless. "Work with me" could, by your own declaration, mean "plate of spaghetti bolognese." So it's hopeless.

george:

Ah, now it's clearer. When Marty b ... view full comment

10/23/2009 - 9:12pm EDT |

And btw, I don't think "lying" is a fitting description of george's skill. As another George once famously said:

"Jerry: So George, how do I beat this lie detector?

George: I'm sorry, Jerry I can't help you.

Jerry: Come on, you've got the gift. You're the only one that can help me.

George: Jerry, I can't. It's like saying to Pavorotti, "Teach me to sing like you."

Jerry: All right, well I've got to go take this test. I can't believe I'm doing this.

George: Jerry, just remember. It's not a lie... if you believe it."

10/23/2009 - 9:45pm EDT |

Are you making the assumption we are talking about the same things here?

Not at all. On the basis of your own statements, george, the above post of yours could mean "The west of Ireland is a nice place to visit in September or October, with some remarkable landscapes (especially around Lough Corrib), but the weather is so unpredictable that the wise traveller will bring a thick sweater and some type of rainproof jacket. Otherwise, prepare to be damp!"

Funny, I must have missed all the steps leading up to that.

I guess so. It happens.

10/23/2009 - 11:31pm EDT |

http://www.theaugeanstables.com/2009/10/22/we-have-found-kafkas-judge-an...

“The Wolf and the Lamb

WOLF, meeting with a Lamb astray from the fold, resolved not to lay violent hands on him, but to find some plea to justify to the Lamb the Wolf's right to eat him. He thus addressed him: "Sirrah, last year you grossly insulted me." "Indeed," bleated the Lamb in a mournful tone of voice, "I was not then born." Then said the Wolf, "You feed in my pasture." "No, good sir," replie ... view full comment

10/24/2009 - 12:12am EDT |

noga:

It's not a lie... if you believe it.

george:

Thus your God really, really, really does exist because, well, you believe He does. Thus your rendition of MartyWorld's rendition of Israel is true because, well, you believe it is.

In other words, I suspect the "believing a lie" charge is applicable only to those you don't swallow your own hook, line and sinker.

Something like that?

Alas, your hypocrisy is rather transparent, my friend. At the very least try to get beyond that, okay? Mean me EARN my insufferable putz awards.

george

10/24/2009 - 12:29am EDT |

irony:

On the basis of your own statements, george, the above post of yours could mean....etc etc etc

george:

What in the world does that have to do with my initial reaction to Marty's post? What "statement above"?

Yes, sometimes I respond to posts by going in an altogether different direction. But, again, that transcends The Spine. It is aimed instead at friends who know precisely how the dots are being connected. If you find that annoying don't read them.

Or sometimes my aim is parody. Or I'm playing the devil's advocate to provoke a reaction. Or I'm just joking or poking around.

You seem to be making the assumption there are hard and fast rules as to how these posts are supposed to unfold. The ... view full comment

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