Notes From The Cuckoo's Nest

I don't know how many head-of-state nut cases arrived in New York for the annual meetings of the United Nations General Assembly. But surely there are many others besides Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Muamar Gaddafi. There is a class of rulers from Africa, for example, who govern recklessly in behalf of themselves but under the cover of one or another form of millenarianism. (The brutal clowns of South America are a bit different. They still believe that Fidel Castro is a model for building the good society.) This is, I suppose, the revenge of ideology over the London School of Economics. Two of the worst dictators on the African continent could not come. Omar al-Bashir of Sudan might be detained on standing orders of the International Court of Justice. Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe is barred from travel to the U.S., except for visits to the U.N. I suspect that he just does not want to compete with two more odious tyrants. Not more murderous, mind you, but more odious. Some day the Lord's Resistance Army will ascend to power in one or another country, and its commander will arrive on the East River and also take to the podium. He will be absolutely stoned.

Still, he may even abide by the 15 minutes allotted to for these addresses. Which, of course, Gaddafi did not, speaking instead for a full

95 minutes. Or rather rambling incoherently for 96 minutes, yes, one hour and 36 minutes until he shuffled down from the rostrum. No one interrupted him, and certainly not the president of the assembly. Who is Dr. Ali Abdussalam Treki, delegated by Gaddafi as Libya's candidate and elected by acclamation, by acclamation, mind you, in June of this year. Maybe he didn't interrupt his master's speech because he has children in the home country. (According to the Miami Herald, this was far from the record of the longest U.N. speech. Castro spoke for four and a half hours in 1960; in 1957, the foreign minister of India, V.K. Krishna Menon, delivered an eight hour address defending his country's possession of Kashmir.) The Libyan head man was tender to Obama, terming him "our son." I hope the president doesn't have any more bad dreams from his father.

Dr. A'jad's talk was mostly about the iniquities of capitalism and Zionism. But he did not mention nuclear weapons (more on this later) or the Holocaust that wasn't.

The U.N. is a joke. If it weren't in New York no one would come. As an instrument of peace it fails every time. At its best, it is mostly charade, like Ban Ki-moon designating Bill Clinton as the organization's special envoy to Haiti. "Special envoy," my foot.

But Susan Rice seems to feel at home at the United Nations. "Google" her and read any of her nonsense about the organization. Any of it. If you don't laugh you'll cry. Either way your response will be appropriate.

The president chaired a session of the Security Council, "unprecedented," "blah, blah...". The Council voted unanimously to begin universal disarmament in nuclear weapons. Sure. A unanimous council means something of which the New York Times will approve. It also means that nothing will happen.

COMMENTS (27)

09/25/2009 - 4:26pm EDT |

Marty,
Basically it was a lot of people blowing hot air including our beloved President. Everyone except Bibi Netanyahu who got it absolutely right. "Have you no shame?, "Have you no decency?," he addressed the General Assembly. He wasn't speaking just to Ahmadinejad. He meant EVERYONE. I still love Sen. McCain's idea during last year's campaign of creating a League of Democracies.

09/25/2009 - 4:26pm EDT |

THe UN a joke? Served USA very well in Gulf War 1991 and Korea and any other number of occasions. If Hitler/Mussolini had spoken in such a forum they would have been revealed as a farce, just as Qadhafi. Do not blame the UN for bad actors, of which we have had a few of our own. Alternative of no UN is worse. The UN supports the USA position at least 95% of time.

09/25/2009 - 4:45pm EDT |

Marty, the UN is not a joke, it pumps billions of dollars a year into the local NY City economy. Think of it as a giant drunken lechorous frat house that likes to blow through money. The company I used to work for did a nice chunk of printing for the UN.

09/25/2009 - 4:49pm EDT |

"...But Susan Rice seems to feel at home at the United Nations. "Google" her and read any of her nonsense about the organization. Any of it. If you don't laugh you'll cry. Either way your response will be appropriate.

The president chaired a session of the Security Council, "unprecedented," "blah, blah...". The Council voted unanimously to begin universal disarmament in nuclear weapons. Sure. A unanimous council means something of which the New York Times will approve. It also means that nothing will happen...."

Right on, right on, right on.

09/25/2009 - 5:08pm EDT |

As far as I recall, the UN has been the only body legally validating our presence in Iraq the last six years. Other than that, it would have been a war of aggression against a country that had not attacked us, and an illegal occupation.

09/25/2009 - 5:30pm EDT |

I generally agree, Marty.(And usually when I agree with you, your biting sarcasm and derisive tone goes down like fine wine)

However, it's not as bad as it seems, they do some good work especially in the Third World. And until somebody can come up with a better alternative, the UN is it.

09/25/2009 - 5:36pm EDT |

Jesus, Marty, I thought you had infiltrated all the way into my padded cell. Now that Jackson is in the cell next to mine I've become increasingly, well, paranoid. ; o )

Come on, what about all the brutal clowns we installed in South America? You know, throughout the entire 20th century? Or our authoritatian clowns okay if they are just brute thugs....and not wacky.

Has Israel ever worked with tryants? How about clowns?

I'm no psychiatrist but I'm starting to feel some real concern here. You seem to be, I don't know, getting closer and closer to the edge.

I'd hate to see you get stranded out here with me and Jackson.

Try those breathing exercises I sent you. Only this time remember to breathe o ... view full comment

09/25/2009 - 8:29pm EDT |

Surely NY City will survive without these loony tunes just as TNR would survive without the silly and nutty rants by loony George Waltunes.

Seriously what makes the UN a joke is that every time it meets breaks its own founding principles by hosting speakers who spread Jew hatred and deny the Holocaust.

What is bizarre about condoning such behavior (and all the delegations who stayed to listen to Ahmadinejad’s rant did just that) is that one of the main reason the UN was founded was the fact of WW2 and the Holocaust.

Had there been no Holocaust does anyone believe that an organization like the UN would have been allowed to take shape?

09/25/2009 - 8:33pm EDT |

Robert Moses' two worst ideas: the Cross Bronx Expressway and getting the United Nations to come to Turtle Bay. I agree with Marty and Gadaffi that it should be moved somewhere else to test the strength of its members' devotion to peace and the defeat of poverty and injustice. I vote for Harre, Tripoli (Libya) or Peshawar. The Saudis and Iranians should especially like the latter.

09/25/2009 - 8:37pm EDT |

"I vote for Harre, Tripoli (Libya) or Peshawar. "

What a brilliant idea.

09/25/2009 - 11:17pm EDT |

Once again, has anyone any suggestions as to what body might have made our invasion of Iraq legitimate, other than the UN? They hadn't attacked us, and the UNMOVIC weapons inspectors were in fact the ones whose reports were either supporting or weakening the case for military intervention. As it turned out, there weren't any weapons -- removing one justification -- but at least the UN could give our occupation legal status.

Likewise the IAEA, an agency of the UN, is the body whose assessments of the Iranian nuclear program have the force of international law that can either buttress our political aims at the Security Council, or not.

09/25/2009 - 11:47pm EDT |

ironyroad

"Once again, has anyone any suggestions as to what body might have made our invasion of Iraq legitimate, other than the UN? They hadn't attacked us, and the UNMOVIC weapons inspectors were in fact the ones whose reports were either supporting or weakening the case for military intervention. As it turned out, there weren't any weapons -- removing one justification -- but at least the UN could give our occupation legal status."

Is this supposed to be your best argument for the legitimacy of the UN, Irony?

Yes, the UN has been used to legitimize military actions. On the other hand, do you really think that without the UN the US could not have created another forum for the same pur ... view full comment

09/26/2009 - 2:49am EDT |

jd:

Yes, the UN has been used to legitimize military actions. On the other hand, do you really think that without the UN the US could not have created another forum for the same purpose?

george:

What, you never heard of the Council On Foreign Relations? Aren't you in it?

gw

09/26/2009 - 7:51am EDT |

Norm Geras of Normblog profile has a a weekly Friday morning feature, in which a blogger is given a set of questions to answer. On eof the questions asked is:

What would you do with the UN?

Here is just a sampling of the answers provided to this question:

I'm opposed to the attempts being made in the UN Human Rights Council to outlaw religious defamation.

I would replace it with a League of Democracies.

Have the UN Human Rights Council disbanded and replaced with representatives from countries vetted by a group like Amnesty International on the basis of their perceived respect for such things.

Expand Security Council membership and end the unilateral veto; but domestic political change in China ... view full comment

09/26/2009 - 9:23am EDT |

Loony George Waltunes is mumbling to himself again.

Somebody, quick, give him his meds.

09/26/2009 - 12:53pm EDT |

It's not my best argument, JD, but I just wanted to give you something to practice on!

Ok joking apart, I don't know if I have a better set of arguments because the premises on which I view the question may be very different to yours, so my 'argument' may not sound like one. I don't expect the UN to "do" stuff in the normal sense becuase it's not a world government, it's an international treaty organization. Its capabilities and authorities are generally dependent upon the power relations at any given moment in the Security Council.

For example, the UNSC was generally pro-American when it came to the first Gulf War. We got a unanimous vote (I think the Chinese abstained) but one should also ... view full comment

09/26/2009 - 2:45pm EDT |

"...because the premises on which I view the question may be very different to yours"

This is obvious. Speaking for myself, I see a UN in which the General Assembly has issued over the years hundreds of "resolutions" condemning Israel, and none even mentioning terrorism or aggression against Israel.

I see the UNHR Commission devoting 90% of its resources and time to the villification of Israel.

You see James Baker being Machiavelianly clever in manipulating the body to fit US interests.

I suspect the same premises are at work in the way you view Carter, Tutu, Brzezinski and ilk and the way I see them. Nothing done or said to harm or slander Israel is ever bad enough so as to merit the thwarting ... view full comment

09/26/2009 - 5:13pm EDT |

As it happens, Noga, I'm reasonably satisfied to be the person I am, with the opinions I hold, rather than the person you imagine me to be with the opinions you imagine me to hold.

A small fudge in your comment: I didn't claim that Baker was being machiavelianly clever in manipulating the UN, he was however remarkably effective in marshalling the international political alliance that backed up the victory in 1991, which helped with the UN votes. Somewhat in contrast to Colin Powell, who in his own words couldn't leave Washington because of what Cheney and the nutcases might do if his back was turned for a few days.

I'm already on record as saying that I disagree with Walt and Mearscheimer on ... view full comment

09/26/2009 - 7:32pm EDT |

noga1, you completely wrong about Irony. I have been sparring with him for more than a year and he is not indifferent about most issues that concern me (and I assume you) deeply.

09/26/2009 - 8:06pm EDT |

I can no longer ignore Ironyroad's habit of "explanating" Israel's vilest critics. And his explanation that "there is nothing wrong or conspiratorial about Jewish Americans organizing and using their political assets to advance a cause they care about." sounds hollow. Walt and Mearsheimer are on record saying the same.

The question is not whether something is not wrong. The question is whether something right. I have a hunch that Ironyroad is not so sure. It's like Seinfeld going to a great deal of effort trying to prove he is not gay, "not that there is anything wrong with it".

Just the other said he was hoping that J-Street would provide "balance". Don't we know what J-Street is about? C ... view full comment

09/26/2009 - 10:13pm EDT |

Just to clarify (as I don't appear to belong to the privileged "we" who know stuff), I read first about J Street in the following recent magazine article:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/13/magazine/13JStreet-t.html?scp=1&sq=%22...

I had never heard of them before (to be more precise, I had read the name in some of the threads over the summer on The Spine but didn't know what it meant), although I knew something of the American sister organization to the Peace Now moveme ... view full comment

09/26/2009 - 10:47pm EDT |

There was nothing wrong with what Irony said, Noga. Give the guy a break.

I have argued against his stance on many issues but never felt that he had some hidden agenda.

So he didn't use the same phrases you would have used (or me), so what?

09/27/2009 - 6:02am EDT |

Irony, the NY Times Mag article on J street was a puff piece, which basically bought into their polling distortions & Orwellian self-labeling as "pro-Israel" (for one of many critiques of the Times puff piece see here: http://cgis.jpost.com/Blogs/rosner/entry/disecting_the_nyt_article_on ). J Street counts among its donors & supporters individuals (including Walt & Mearscheimer) who are far far far from being pro-Israel, including various prominent Israel-hostile Arabs (see here: view full comment

09/27/2009 - 6:09am EDT |

A great cartoon on Jimmy Carter's accusations of racism:

http://blog.nola.com/stevekelley/2009/09/18_september_2009.html

hg

09/27/2009 - 7:54am EDT |

"I don't think I've been cagey, disingenuous, or deliberately vague in stating my position on the range of issues we take up."

Did I suggest you were? This is not about your character or your moral standing, Ironyroad, which as far as I know, are unimpeachable. It's about your reluctance to express support and understanding for Israel's impossible plight in this world.

I'm not sure you realize how maddening it can be to have Carter's, or Tutu's antisemitisms repeatedly brushed aside (with some rhetorical throat-clearing) because they are basically good people, and then to go on explaining just how good they are. Or to give credence to an organization which acts like an anti-Israel lobby whil ... view full comment

09/27/2009 - 4:33pm EDT |

Noga, I responded with a sneer (it was more like something that in older novels would be be concluded with the phrase "he observed tartly") because I had been stung by the accusation that I was lining up with antisemites and was indifferent to Israel to boot.

It also came to me that the antisemitic label is getting somewhat too elastic around here, and I don't think that's a good thing.

But if that's the meaning of "we" then clearly you have already decided I don't belong.

However, I would point out that -- whether you like hearing this or not -- if you draw the borders of "geunine commitment" too narrowly, or set the bar for outrage too high, one possible outcome is that you tell people, who t ... view full comment

09/27/2009 - 7:45pm EDT |

Ironyroad:

I don't get how you can be stung by an accusation that was never made. If you don't like it that when you say X you are accused of saying Y, then you should not try to pull this trick on your interlocutor. I don't need to keep defending myself that I do not accuse you of anything, least of all "lining up with antisemites".

Anyway, I don't like the underlying warning in your observation that "if you draw the borders of "genuine commitment" too narrowly, or set the bar for outrage too high, one possible outcome is that you tell people, who thought they were on your side, loudly and clearly that they are in fact against you."

Firstly, I think I allow very wide margins for genuine co ... view full comment

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