Everything Is Not Copacetic*, Ms. Napolitano Has Realized.

“Copacetic.” “Fine and dandy,” says the Webster's New International. Textured origins can be found in the Random House Historical Dictionary of American SlangAmerican Heritage Dictionary of the English Language and the various Oxfords. Mixed origins, actually, from the black South, Creole French, Harlem jazz, Italian and Hebrew/Yiddish. The last pairing points to a Hebrew phrase, “kol b'tsedek,” “all with justice.” I've never heard this phrase, and I don't believe it's the secret behind "copacetic" for a moment. But there is an expression "kol b'seder," in both common Yiddish and Israeli Hebrew usage that means, well, "fine and dandy." That's certainly much more plausible. Which is clearly what she meant.

Anyway, nothing on the Northwest flight about to land in Detroit noontime Christmas was at all copacetic, a I pointed out unoriginally twice already, despite Secretary Napolitano's breathlessly assuring words: "the system has worked very, very smoothly over the last few days." Of course, she has now come to her senses or, maybe, David Axelrod or, worse yet, my old friend Rahm shouted at her. In any case, Eric Lipton and Scott Shane have done a fine job in the Times detailing Madame Secretary's self-humiliation. In a later addition on the Times web-site, the reporting pair tells us that a Saudi-based group, linked to Al Qaeda, claimed credit for organizing the enterprise. It also turns out that the Nigerian heir to a forfeited fortune arrived at Schiphol Airport without a ticket, paid cash and also had no baggage. Did he have a reservation?

There's another important article by John Burns (Burns almost never writes unimportantly) about how "Britain Rejected Visa Renewal for Terrorism Suspect." "The British government said Monday that it had acted earlier this year to reject a bid for a renewed student visa" for Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab."

So there are at least two pregnant questions about the Brits. "What does earlier this year" actually mean? And what information were they given? Then there are many questions about us. Including why we are so casual and really so unserious about such matters. The ever mordant columnist for The Daily Beast, Tunku Varadarajan, puts it to us not so very nicely.

Burns reports on a B.B.C. radio interview with Alan Johnson, the Labor Home Secretary, who was rather more perturbed than the American Homeland Security Secretary. He seems to have believed that Abbdul Mutallab did not act alone.

He also introduced two other themes. One is whether full body scanners should be employed at airports. These have long been available, apparently even in the U.S. But the privacy-mongers (who are not at all troubled by what your computer can tell you about your neighbor and your wife and, in fact, yourself) are hysterical that some security guard might have seen Umar Farouk's Calvins.

The second pressing matter put before us by Burns is about educational visas for foreign students. Johnson reports on an epidemic of 2,000 phony colleges in the U.K. set up in the last year. How many Muslim students "studied" in these institutions? And not just Muslim students, but others who want to leave their home countries and live in England? Do they want to become Brits?

Which reminds me that some of the 9/11 eighteen (plus others involved in a variety of terrorism cases) also attended schools in the United States: air flight schools, hair dressing schools, hit-and-miss colleges. Isn't this a racket that needs to be addressed, especially since this weird cohort conceals a huge visa racket to America.

And one more thing, perhaps germane to the case of Abdul Mutallab. Here, via MEMRI, a command put on jihadist websites on October 18 commanding the faithful, the really faithful, to attack American airplanes. 

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COMMENTS (7)

12/28/2009 - 7:27pm EDT |

O posted this elsewehere but it belongs here since it's about the Mosque used by the Christmas would be bomber"

"East London Mosque Linked To Nigerian Aeroplane Bomber"

Lucy Lips, December 28th 2009, 1:05 pm

"It has received visits from Prince Charles. Boris Johnson visited it to encourage non-Muslims to fast during Ramadan. The then Lord Chief Justice, Lord Phillips, delivered a speech in which he envisaged a ‘role’ for Sharia within the English legal system. It has received huge wads of “Prevent” cash from the Government.

It has also hosted fundraisers for Interpal, which is associated with Hamas. It has been used by Awlaki and his supporters, to urge Muslims not to assist the police. ... view full comment

12/29/2009 - 7:54am EDT |

Ratner (in case you have moved on to this thread)

Getting back to your earlier question from the thread (here) on what about our bomber wannabe would have raised a red flag in an Israeli or an El Al pre-check-in security interview: News reports indicate that our Abdulmutallab paid cash for his ticket and checked in without luggage. **EITHER** one of these would have constituted enough of a red flag to divert Abdulmutallab to the "check carefully" screeners; the lack of luggage would have sent him for an immediate strip search, probably we ... view full comment

12/29/2009 - 10:48am EDT |

I'd like to issue the following purely editorial challenge to Mr. Peretz: Can he go a week without inserting J.K. Rowling-esque descriptions of every writer he quotes? "Another important article by John Burns (Burns almost never writes unimportantly)" Rather than adding authority to the quoted material, it draws emphasis away from what is quoted by putting Mr. Peretz -- his judgments and affinities -- front-and-center in the sentence. It's an example of telling, not showing, and as such it reflects a deeply contemptuous attitude toward the reader. Adjectives and adverbs are like salad dressing, but when it comes to introducing quoted material, Mr. Peretz ladles them like soup.

(On a nitty gr ... view full comment

12/29/2009 - 11:09am EDT |

On the substance, Marty (via Burns) raises important questions about education visas. Accredited colleges and universities are one thing; we have the best in the world and it does America great good to draw the world to study in our academies. Same with flight schools, actually, and it should be noted that the best warnings about the 9/11 operatives came from suspicious flight school instructors. But there is no good reason to let foreigners into any country for most purely vocational training; if Morocco lacks hair-styling schools, then the answer is not to give Moroccans student visas to attend barber school in Kansas or Liverpool; the solution is for the Peace Corps to build barber school ... view full comment

12/29/2009 - 10:15pm EDT |

As regards the latest terrorist incident, I am reminded of Adlai Stevenson's comment on losing, for the second time, in 1956: I'm too old to cry, but it hurts too much to laugh.

Several thoughts:

First, government is disfunctional. If any faintly suspicious person in the world farts, the NSA, or somebody, in our or allied governments hears it. But does person, or government agency A, trust person or government agency B, enough to pass on the other guy enough to pass the info on? Can the hearer understand what he or she is hearing? If he or she does, is their computer system compatible with the other guy's or gal's computer system? If we handed the assignment off to Google, Microsoft, IBM, ... view full comment

12/30/2009 - 2:31pm EDT |

Yeah, what does a fella have to do these days to get on a no-fly list? Send his Mom to call him a terrorist? His Dad isn't good enough?

01/01/2010 - 6:50pm EDT |

I don't think either George W. Bush or Barack Obama are personally responsible for the structure and efficacy of airline passenger screening, especially as there are hundreds of airports throughout the world that have different levels of security. Access to aircraft by cleaners, mechanics, and the like also raises the possibility that a device could be smuggled on board that could be hidden, and then activated by a passenger who has boarded without carrying anything anywhere on his person.

Although I largely agree with rhubarbs about the value of the nudity solution, I believe one might at the pinch get Germans or Australians to go for that, but never Americans (who have imo become a heck of ... view full comment

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