Either Al-Jazeera Is Nuts Or The World It Covers Is Nuts. Maybe Both.

There is cultural malady among the Arabs. It is feverish, spasmodic, contagious. You can see it in the rhetoric in Arab politics. You can see it in the mayhem which easily flows from that rhetoric. The Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI) records almost all of it. Alas, for those of you who believe that peace will come easily to the Shi'a and the Sunni, to the Israelis and the Palestinians, to the royals and the military republics, the evidence is that it won't come easily at all. In fact, the evidence it that it simply won't come.

Western diplomacy assumes that political arrangements can be made for borders, for designated air space, for rules of disengagement and demilitarization, for political modalities. I think it is all a fraud.

Below is the transcript of a debate on Arab universities, carried by Al-Jazeera. It is an important topic. But the debaters are more than a little bit off their rockers, even the sane one.

Moderator: "Not a Single Arab University [is] Among the Leading 500 Universities... Our Arab Universities Are a Reflection of the Arab Reality of Wretchedness"

Moderator Faysal Al-Qassem: "How come not a single Arab university has managed to be classified among the leading 500 universities in the world? Because our Arab universities are a reflection of the Arab reality of wretchedness, tyranny, and backwardness.

"How can a nation make progress if some of its leaders are semi-illiterate, who make grammatical errors? How can a nation possibly make progress, when the money it spends on its mules, its camels, its yachts, its pleasures, its entourages, and its hunting dogs exceeds the money it allocates to science and scientists, as a critic has said?

"Once, an Arab teacher wanted to get married, and he asked for the hand of a young woman in marriage. Her father asked him what he did for a living, and he said he was a teacher. The girl's father responded: 'Hah! I rejected three taxi drivers, so how can I possibly accept a teacher?'" [...] 

Al-Zu'bi: "The Arab Allocation Per Capita for Research is $4 per annum – Whereas the General World Average is About $1,000... Where Is All the Arab Money?"

Adib Al-Zu'bi: "In all these studies, the Arab universities are at the tail end of the list – both in the internal and external studies. The main reason is the lack of willpower among the decision makers to elevate Arab education to the international level. Our universities have become an extension of our elementary schools, in their teachings methods of memorization and learning by rote, and of killing and burying Arab creativity. 

[...] 
"The Arab allocation per capita for research is four dollars per annum, whereas the general world average is about $1,000 per annum. Israel allocates approximately $972 per capita, while we allocate four dollars.

"My question is simple: Where is all the Arab money? Where does all the money go? It goes, as you know, to line the pockets of the top officials and to stockpile weapons in rusty storehouses, which have nothing to do with war or with defending the Arab homeland."[...] 

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COMMENTS (16)

12/23/2009 - 8:36pm EDT |

I dunno, the moderators don't seem off their rockers. I have one quibble: Our universities have become an extension of our elementary schools, in their teachings methods of memorization and learning by rote, and of killing and burying Arab creativity.

In Japan and China they use memorization and rote learning, and these countries don't have problems in the sciences or in innovation. Compared to the money invested, the Chinese get far, far more value out of their schools than America does, so it isn't even money. As to Arab education, I am completely unfamiliar with it so have no cause to speak about it.

12/24/2009 - 3:14am EDT |

At one point the nut case guest invokes Al Andalus as proof of the Arab world's scientific prowess. This isn't the first MEMRI translation of an Al Jazeera debate I've read in which someone has held up Al Andalus as the pinnacle of human accomplishment. It's one thing for Arabs to be proud of the civilization that build the Alhambra, it's another to rest on the laurels of 14th century accomplishments. I wonder, is Andalus worship really widespread in the Arab world, or is it a fringe attitude held by a few nuts on talk shows.

12/24/2009 - 9:10am EDT |

Will,

Read Bernard Lewis' What Went Wrong?: The Clash Between Islam and Modernity in the Middle East; also his The Crisis of Islam: Holy War and Unholy Terror.

I can't say al Andalus worship (as you aptly put it) is ubiquitous in the Islamic world but it is fairly common especially in the more conservative Islamic societies. Lewis has pointed out that bin Laden himself would regularly invoke the fall of the Caliphate in the early 20th Century and the fall of al Andalus as historic injustices that have to be reversed.

But bin Laden didn't have to say it explicitly. He often simply alludes to those events without explicitly identifying them but that is more than sufficient for his ... view full comment

12/24/2009 - 11:17am EDT |

"Ayman al-Zawahiri, deputy of Osama bin Laden in the al-Qaeda leadership, in

a new tape publicized on 20 September 2007, referred to the global aspirations

of the Islamic Revolution:

O, our Muslim nation in the Maghreb [North Africa], zone of deployment for

battle and jihad! The return of Andalus [today's Spain] to Muslim hands is a

duty for the [Islamic] nation in general and for you in particular. You will

not be able to achieve this except by purifying the Islamic Maghreb of the

French and the Spanish who have once again returned, after your fathers and

grandfathers had expelled them unsparingly in the way of Allah.

Earlier, in December 2006, al-Zawahiri m ... view full comment

12/24/2009 - 11:24am EDT |

"In Japan and China they use memorization and rote learning, and these countries don't have problems in the sciences or in innovation"

It's an interesting comparison which I never thought about. It can't all be attributed to oil since oil began to play a major role in the Arab world only during the 20th century.

Perhaps Spinoza was right after all:

"In this the Turks have achieved the greatest measure of success. They hold even discussion of religion to be sinful, and with their mass of dogma they gain such a thorough hold on the individual’s judgment that they leave no room in the mind for the exercise of reason, or even the capacity to doubt.”

In Spinoza's time the "Turk" would be the gene ... view full comment

12/25/2009 - 11:23am EDT |

This is just too rich. Can it be an accident that just as SNL stopped being funny Al-Jazeera took off?

12/25/2009 - 11:56am EDT |

Al Jazeera are not funny.

"On July 19, 2008, Al Jazeera TV broadcast a program from Lebanon that covered the "welcome-home" festivities for Samir Kuntar. In the program, the head of Al Jazeera's Beirut office, Ghassan bin Jiddo, lavished praise on Kuntar by calling him a "pan-Arab hero" and organized a birthday party for him. "

Who is Samir Kuntar? What was his heroic deed?

"After taking the hostages, Kuntar's group took Danny and Einat down to the beach, where a shootout with Israeli policemen and soldiers erupted. Samir Kuntar shot the father, Danny, at close range in the back, in front of his daughter, and drowned him in the sea to ensure he was dead. Next, he smashed the head of 4 year-old ... view full comment

12/25/2009 - 8:43pm EDT |

Perhaps the recognition that "the Arab nation" doesn't exist might be a starting point. Indeed the 20th century seems to be the era in which all attempts to create such an entity failed miserably. If there is a traditional nationalism in Arab countries it seems to be restricted to nations with a genuinely distinctive social history such as Egypt. The fact that a whole lot of people speak Arabic doens't imply an "Arab nation" any more than English demands that the U.S., Ireland, the UK, and Australia, and Barbados be a single "Anglo-nation."

12/25/2009 - 9:33pm EDT |

"The fact that a whole lot of people speak Arabic doens't imply an "Arab nation" any more than English demands that the U.S., Ireland, the UK, and Australia, and Barbados be a single "Anglo-nation.""

I don't know that your analogy is all that accurate.

This is how the Arab League, a social, political and economic organization intended to encompass the Arab World, defines an Arab:

“An Arab is a person whose language is Arabic, who lives in an Arabic-speaking country, and who is in sympathy with the aspirations of the Arabic-speaking peoples.[1]

The Arab League's main goal is to unify politically the Arab populations so defined. (wiki)

Is there a similar way in which an "anglo" is formally define ... view full comment

12/26/2009 - 1:30am EDT |

I think I don't know much about the history of the Arab League beyond the basics, and I'm influenced of course by my favorite movie Lawrence of Arabia, but I do wonder whether the language identifier is sufficient for a transborder "nation" spread across a few thousand miles and a set of divergent political and social histories (e.g. the noticeably different experiences of Saudi Arabia, Egypt, and, say, Iraq). The AL's formulation sounds like pie-in-the-sky much more than other kinds of more territorially-based national ideas -- love them or hate them, they have some observable basis in reality.

The British Commonwealth would be one variant of a voluntary, language/culture-based gro ... view full comment

12/26/2009 - 9:59am EDT |

I don't understand what Lawrence of Arabia, has to do with the issue. Maybe people who love the movie have been conditioned to regard the Arab as a romantic desert dweller, pure, noble and fierce, an object of desire, or something. I have never been able to like this movie even as a girl in Israel where it was terribly popular. I know some persons (one or two from the CR boards) whose view of the Arab world is definitely shaped by this epic. They find very difficult to find any sympathy for Israel. A bit like you, Ironyroad, only much cruder and less guarded.

But you have not answered my question, not directly, at least:

“An Arab is a person whose language is Arabic, who lives in an Arabi ... view full comment

12/26/2009 - 12:01pm EDT |

"They find very difficult to find any sympathy for Israel. A bit like you, Ironyroad, only much cruder and less guarded."

!!!???

Did Santa bring you the wrong sweater, Noga, or what's the reason for the sour and cheerless dig?

[Parenthetically: I've just spend the last 3 weeks or so being instructed in the history of Zionism and Post-Zionism in Israel and in the Diaspora, incidentally, so I don't know if my guard is up or down right now. I'm on the committee of a non-traditional student (much older, Israeli, a lawyer for many decades) who has just completed a very compelling dissertation on that theme.]

Anyhow, be that as it may, I didn't think the reference to LoA was that oblique -- the mo ... view full comment

12/26/2009 - 12:46pm EDT |

Have you thought about the possibility that "religion to tribalism to imperial nostalgia" are exactly some of the components that make Arab nationalism possible?

Anyway, you seem to use "Arab nationalism" and "Arab nation" interchangeably. I'm not sure they are. "Arab Nation" as the venerable editor in chief uses it, seems to be a translation of "al-umma al-arabiyya". It is a term that resonates with Middle Eastern Arabs. THEy know what it means.

I'm curious how you came to serve on the academic committee of a history of Zionism and Post-Zionism in Israel dissertation. Aren't you an Eng. Lit. guy?

I did not intend my comment to be a dig. It's how I perceive the sum total of your various pos ... view full comment

12/26/2009 - 2:34pm EDT |

It's an intriguing thought, but that combination would certainly make it an unusual type of nationalism, with many internal faults. Putting it plainly, I incline to support the Anderson theory that nationalist ideas, while often emerging from a crucible of religion, tribalism, and imperial nostalgia (or some combination of elements, including colonial humiliation or exclusion), require a new relationship between social and individual experience to take on concrete form in the real world. For example, some of the religious fervor has to be switched in the direction of national ideals, the tribalism has to be shed or at least weakened to benefit the wider framework of citizenship, and imperi ... view full comment

12/26/2009 - 2:42pm EDT |

And you can exchange the sweater, you know! It's not really from Santa :)

12/26/2009 - 2:48pm EDT |

I can't help thinking ironyroad, how effectively you put to use the kiss of the blarney.

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