The Worst Argument You've Ever Read For Banning Openly Gay People From the Military

Is it a sign of naivete that one can still experience a bit of shock when reading things like this in one of our two most "serious" conservative magazines? It's 2009! The words of wisdom below are courtesy of someone named James Bowman, and can be found in a new Weekly Standard essay. Bowman starts off poorly by arguing as follows:

There are all kinds of people--the very young and the very old, the sick or disabled, violent criminals or, in combat roles, women--whom we regard as unfit to be soldiers. The fact that open homosexuals are also excluded cannot by itself be considered an injustice.

But don't worry, because Bowman quickly moves on to the real issue: Manliness.

Yet if reason were to be readmitted to the debate, we might find something in the history of military honor to justify the principle now enshrined in the law decreeing that "homosexuality is incompatible with military service." We know that soldiering--I mean not training or support or peacekeeping or any of the myriad other things soldiers do, but facing enemy bullets--is inextricably bound up with ideas of masculinity. We also know that most heterosexual males' ideas of masculinity are inextricably bound up with what we now call sexual orientation. In other words, "being a man" typically does mean for soldiers both being brave, stoic, etc.--and being heterosexual. Another way to put this is to say that honor, which is by the testimony of soldiers throughout the ages of the essence of military service, includes the honor of being known for heterosexuality, and that, for most heterosexual males, shame attends a reputation as much for homosexuality as for weakness or cowardice.

As if this were not bad enough, Bowman adds:

This is not, of course, to say that homosexuals are weak or cowardly--only that the reputation of manliness, which we know to be an important component of military honor, is in practice incompatible with the imputation either of homosexuality or of weakness and cowardice. Now presumably an argument for the armed forces' being required to accept gay recruits is that it doesn't have to mean this, and that this simple reality is merely the product of custom and convention and no essential part of the moral and emotional equipment of men capable of nerving themselves to face combat. Possibly they are right. But what if they are wrong? Is there any way to find out without taking a real risk with national security? Are the advocates of gays in the military prepared to say, fiat justitia, ruat caelum?

One wants to ask, about the sentence in bold above: What wing of society has decided that "the reputation of manliness" is incompatible with homosexuality? In other words, why is this true "in practice"? Well, because of people of like Bowman, that's why!

Meanwhile, the Latin at the end of the passage is, I'd imagine, supposed to subtly remind the reader that society is going to the dogs. Don't you remember the days when real men walked the earth? No? Well at least you can study ancient times. Bowman, unsurprisingly, has written a book called Honor: A History. (Do conservatives ever get tired of this stuff?) He also works for an outfit called The Ethics and Public Policy Center, which, according to its website, "was established in 1976 to clarify and reinforce the bond between the Judeo-Christian moral tradition and the public debate over domestic and foreign policy issues." Yeah yeah. Can't the Standard move beyond this nonsense? Apparently not, because the piece comes on the heels of the magazine's decision to print Sam Schulman's atrocious case against gay marriage. Readers are invited to debate which article is worse.

COMMENTS (17)

10/03/2009 - 8:55am EDT |

I have a particularly difficult time reading to their conclusion essays such as Bowman's here, because I know damn well it is not a conclusion that has been reached, merely and adjournment. People like Bowman can, once granted the opportunity to continue, hold forth all day and all night for weeks on end (without tiring a bit) on such subjects. So much there there, and I am exhausted already by paragraph three.

Not that I really wanted to, I googled Bowman and got right to the horse's mouth at JamesBowman.net, where I found he is the

"Movie critic, The American Spectator (1990 to date) and The New York Sun (2002 to date) ; American editor, The Times Literary Supplement of London (1991 t ... view full comment

10/03/2009 - 12:57pm EDT |

"Another way to put this is to say that honor, which is by the testimony of soldiers throughout the ages of the essence of military service, includes the honor of being known for heterosexuality, and that, for most heterosexual males, shame attends a reputation as much for homosexuality as for weakness or cowardice."

Um, wasn't Alexander the Great gay? How far back to the "ages" go, anyway?

10/03/2009 - 1:06pm EDT |

Last night, before I went to go see Dave Alvin & the Guilty Women in my town, I went to go soften the tissues with a frosty margarita. I read Rich Benjamin's fascinating article on Whitopia in the American Prospect, referencing his book Searching for Whitopia. Seems to me that this tortured, head up the a-s argument by Bowman - which seems to be the placement of his head whenever he sits down to his keyboard - is part of that whole Whitopia retrenchment: this argument reflects the lost White Straight majority's to bring back the ethos of their cultural hegemony, embroidered in this instance with a common- wink wink - understanding of the term "manly", and at the same time, preemptively d ... view full comment

10/03/2009 - 1:43pm EDT |

Once I got into a discussion with a pleasant-enough conservative guy who was spouting much the same nonsense as Bowman (but not specifically related to the military). He was lamenting the death of good solid masculine virtues not haunted by self-doubt or PC supervision or what he called "bureaucrats telling you how to behave."

I said I agreed. He brightened. I went on to say that I thought the history of the labor movement, especially in its glory days from 1890 to 1960, was one of our great examples of good solid masculine virtues, as these tough and courageous guys faced down employer intimidation, paid thugs, and poverty to fight for a fairer slice of the pie for themselves, their famil ... view full comment

10/03/2009 - 3:30pm EDT |

irony, pretty funny.

I gotta tell you, this guy has a point, after a typical day of nagging from my wife I have an overwhelming urge to jump in a foxhole with a bunch of other guys and blow up a village.

10/03/2009 - 4:38pm EDT |

I find it impossible to believe that a comfortably straight man would bother with such an embarrassing treastise on manliness. Straight guys read the newspaper, play golf or run or swim, BBQ with the wife, nap, work, think about food and sex and occasionally enjoy their friends. They do not make the effort to write 1000 straight-faced words worrying about the demise of manliness. Ever.

How many more of these closet cases will the right present for my entertainment? Its been what - a week, two weeks - since we've had one dragged out? It's a pathology I used to enjoy, in a cold blodded way. But it's gotten so reliable that it has become boring. I demand a new pathology.

PS I always wonder ... view full comment

10/03/2009 - 5:17pm EDT |

Still, you can't say that Weekly Standard doesn't walk the walk. The following are now banned from the office:

* pink grenades
* gay chickenhawks
* raised pinkies
* hair dressers
* masculine women and Rich Lowry
* conseratives with crushes on Todd
* Rudy Giuliani in drag
* log cabins
* IDF soldiers
* teletubbies

gw

10/03/2009 - 5:21pm EDT |

Tgossard,

No. Fucking. Way.

10/03/2009 - 5:33pm EDT |

Great question Wandrey! My impression is that anything that looks like it constrains some white male prerogative is seen as an unconstitutional imposition of authority, and that could be concrete things like no-smoking rules in bars, sexual harassment laws, school prayer, gun restrictions, or child support orders, or more distant phenomena like black presidents, Hispanic supreme court judges, and San Francisco.

Incidentally, there are plenty of non-white males who share some of these feelings (esp. in relation to women) but they usually don't have a whole conspiracy theory built up around it.

Curiously some of these people are bureaucrats themselves. I once met the father of a friend of mine ... view full comment

10/04/2009 - 9:11am EDT |

dylanposer:

"Tgossard,
No. Fucking. Way."

huh??
I don't get your intended meaning. Would you please explain? Thx. /Tg

10/04/2009 - 9:25am EDT |

dylanposer, it occurred to me you might have misread or misunderstood my comment; it was lengthy. It was ironic, not approving of Bowen. I hated the slant of the review, and that it was Alien Resurrection he reviewed (have you seen it? don't bother, it's ludicrously awful, while the first Alien movie was great - a sci-fi hall of famer, imo.

10/04/2009 - 9:29am EDT |

--whoops I left a sentence dangling.

should have read "I hated the review, and that it was of Alien Resurrection he reviewed, rendered it absurd on top of being repulsive."

10/04/2009 - 10:03am EDT |

Well, the Spartans, the ancient warriors with the best rep for bravery, were the product of a society that we're told had institutionalized man-on-boy action. (They also had an education curriculum mandated by the state, by the way.) If we really want manly courage on the battlefield, why aren't we looking at models like this?

10/04/2009 - 10:46am EDT |

It's really too bad we don't any longer have Channy in the 'hood to defend the fort for traditional manly values. I (mostly) used to love the jousts and set-tos we all had.

10/04/2009 - 12:35pm EDT |

Tgossard,

Ha, don't worry, I followed your comment by your intention: the first part was your thoughts and research and the latter part was Bowen's. I shrugged off his masculinity/military-workproduct thesis in the recent Weekly Standard op-ed without much humor (seriously, if we are going to start determining efficacy by subjective associations and not scientifically-proven correlations, can we also say that masturbating too much is associated with weakness in combat, and so we should filter recruits for symptoms like too much acne or awkwardness with women? Can we say that people who chose not to eat red meat are associated with people who don't like guns, and so those with dietary restric ... view full comment

10/04/2009 - 11:16pm EDT |

I've heard even stupider arguments: If openly gay people were allowed, it would never work to have them sleep in the same barracks with straights because it would lead to sexual tension. Right, we all know that same sex environments are models of sexual propriety.

10/05/2009 - 1:24pm EDT |

"The left has nothing better to offer than riding roughshod over the opinions of the majority of servicemen--58 percent in the latest Military Times poll--and repealing the law. The same poll found that 10 percent of respondents would leave the service if gays were allowed openly to serve and another 14 percent would consider leaving. We have at least to take seriously the possibility that this would be the price of treating military service as a human right."

Does anyone have any idea if a poll was done when Pres. Truman integrated the armed forces back in 1948?

Whoopsie...did I mean to imply these folks were bigoted? Stupid me, Bowman says specifically that he and his arguments are not. ... view full comment

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