Slideshow: "I've Discovered Our Next President!"

Ahh, the pundit-driven presidential boomlet. Every so often, a Washington prognosticator like David Brooks will latch on to an obscure figure--someone like the attractive, socially-conservative neophyte Senator John Thune--and extol his (or her) virtues to the heavens, explaining why only this person can redeem the party and become the next president. Admittedly, it sometimes works, but it's often just a passing fantasy. Click through this TNR slideshow for a look at this year's crop of media-created white knights.

More Articles On:

COMMENTS (1)

11/15/2009 - 2:24pm EDT |

--Thune, with his webbed toes and the YouTube video of him berating a befuddled car valet in Farsi, is a non-starter. Americans have little tolerance for genetic abnormalities and even less for bilingual politicians, particularly those secretly fluent in Iranian. We don't know what he's promising them, but it can't be good.

--Sure, Cheney sounds fine on interrogation techniques. Her lactose intolerance won't help, though, not to mention the spotty Girl Scout attendance record and her famous dislike of sardines. You might survive pissing off the dairy lobby or the cookie lobby or the fish lobby, but all three at once? Good luck with that.

--Scarborough? Not likely. His confrontation with that s ... view full comment

The Plank
November 21, 2009 | 12:05 pm - Isaac Chotiner
November 21, 2009 | 12:00 am - TNR Staff
November 20, 2009 | 5:04 pm - Suzy Khimm
The Treatment
November 21, 2009 | 10:37 pm - Jonathan Cohn
The Spine
November 21, 2009 | 7:37 pm - Marty Peretz
The Stash
November 20, 2009 | 11:48 pm - Zubin Jelveh
The Vine
November 18, 2009 | 2:56 pm - Lydia DePillis
The Avenue
November 20, 2009 | 3:18 pm - Mark Muro and Kenan Fikri

get the magazine

Intellectual rigor. Honest reporting. Influential analysis. Don't miss another issue of the magazine considered "required reading" by the world's top decision-makers. Subscribe today.

Get our newsletters

Get Our Feed