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"Carlyfornia Dreamin'"

Is maybe-Senate-hopeful Carly Fiorina's website the sorriest in recent political history? I mean, she's not even in the race yet and already she's alienated the night-owl and cat-owner votes. And while we're on the subject, shouldn't that be Carlyfiorinia Dreamin'?

Update from the Department of Unfortunate Timing: It appears that some extremely unsavory news about the relationship between John Phillips--who wrote and performed "California Dreamin' " with the Mamas and the Papas--and his daughter, MacKenzie, is due to be revealed on Oprah this afternoon.

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COMMENTS (3)

09/23/2009 - 3:32pm EDT | rozenson

You know why that happened, right? Same-sex marriage.

09/23/2009 - 5:51pm EDT | blackton

rozenson, I really shouldn't have laughed, but I did.

09/23/2009 - 7:55pm EDT | scrubby

Me, too, roz. It must be some hell of a cocktail of drugs that enabled the Phillips into their unspeakable act. Shudder.

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